Dating is a complicated, tedious, stressful nightmare.

But most men don’t realize that they have weapons at their disposal in the war that is our cultural mating ritual. A man’s game is the collection of strategies and tactics he can call upon to neutralize and defeat his enemies: Women he wants to date. The fight raging in coffeeshops and chain restaurants across the country can be won, my friends. But we have to arm ourselves.

How many times have you showered a woman with drinks at a bar only to watch her go home with the girlfriends she arrived with? How many times have you spent hundreds of dollars on a series of expensive dates with a woman, only to be told after a month that things “just aren’t working out”? How many times have you feigned genuine friendship with a woman — concealing your true, romantic feelings with phony overtures of trust, caring, and concern — only to be shattered when she starts dating someone else?

The answer, my brothers, is too many. Women will no longer manipulate their well-meaning admirers in impunity.

My Weapons of Mass Seduction method aims to equip men with the conversation blue prints, dating gimmicks, and social strategies they need to overcome their hangups with women. I have spent the last six years field-testing approaches and styles of seduction to create the most well-rounded method in the world. My outlook on seduction is unassailable, and my techniques get results. Period.

Weapons of Mass Seduction is based on three fundamental tactics:

1) Removing the Choice from Attraction

By appealing to a woman’s instincts as opposed to her dreams and passions, a man can take his glaring personality flaws and character blemishes out of the seduction equation. A man must assume the “provider” role by representing the things that women instinctually find attractive: Power, virility, and intelligence. With the aid of on-demand consumer credit and over-the-counter testosterone supplements, anyone can pretend to be the man of every woman’s evolutionary dreams.

2) Preparing for Every Imaginable Scenario

Let’s face it: Talking to women is nearly impossible. Holding a conversation with another man is hard enough — throw the crippling anxiety that accompanies being near a woman into the mix, and it’s a surprise most men don’t hyperventilate when they set foot in a bar. To successfully interact with women, a man needs a plan — or, better yet, a conversation map that has been practiced by rote and committed to memory. Combine this with specific approach methodologies and eye-contact procedures, and the thinking is taken out of getting to know women.

3) Going out to Bars Every Night

Above all else, seduction is a numbers game. You can’t score a home run by riding the pine — to become a player, you have be at bat every time a ball is thrown. Seduction is a lifestyle, not a hobby. Success with women can only be achieved by spending every night in a smoke-laden liquor den, too tired to make intelligible small-talk and too drunk to care. Sure, if my life goal was financial solvency or surviving past the age of 50, I might only hit the town three or four nights a week. But I live to pick up women, and that means going out every single night.

We’re bringing the battle to the trenches, comrades. This is a people’s war, and we are a people’s army. If we band together, adapt to our surroundings, and keep the spirit of success alive in our efforts, we will prevail.

BOOM!